2002-11-27|7:59 p.m.
So, ALEX finally IMs me back after weeks. I know, haven�t we all missed him?
ALEX: so what
shesajarofcandy: hey, long time no see.
ALEX: yeahhhhhhhhhhh
shesajarofcandy: so, how are you doing? you miss me much?
ALEX: im doing fine thanks, no i didnt miss u, i forgot about u really i did. how u feel now?
shesajarofcandy: devastated.
ALEX: ok
ALEX: hey did u miss me
shesajarofcandy: like the night longs for the day
shesajarofcandy: how could i forget?
ALEX: r u drunk
shesajarofcandy: on my love for you!
ALEX: whats up
shesajarofcandy: not much. i just finished making dinner.
ALEX: what diner
shesajarofcandy: pasta and sauteed green beans
ALEX: o u gonna fart tonight
shesajarofcandy: yeah?
ALEX: blast one now
ALEX: so what u do
ALEX: bye bitch
shesajarofcandy: bye, love
ALEX: hi
ALEX: what u do
shesajarofcandy: for a job?
ALEX: yeas
ALEX: tell me
shesajarofcandy: i work at a drugstore in its cosmetics department
shesajarofcandy: do you work?
ALEX: o yeah asisntance director
[I look at his profile which says that he speaks English and Russian and is from the Midwest. This really shocks me.]
shesajarofcandy: you speak russian?
ALEX: o no
ALEX: do u
shesajarofcandy: it says you do in your profile.
shesajarofcandy: assistant director to what?
ALEX: well kinda porn
shesajarofcandy: what? assitant director to �kinda� porn?
ALEX: yea porn have u heard of it
[Ha, ha, ha. He has me there.]
ALEX: u watch porn
shesajarofcandy: what exactly do you do?
ALEX: well right lights
ALEX: right angels
shesajarofcandy: angels, eh?
ALEX: why
ALEX: do u watch porn
ALEX: do u se lights
ALEX: i do that
shesajarofcandy: good work then. high quality work
ALEX: do u like porn bussness
ALEX: wanna be there
shesajarofcandy: not particularly
ALEX: for free
shesajarofcandy: and no
shesajarofcandy: and i think you are lying
ALEX: no why should i
shesajarofcandy: name four porn stars
[a moment passes]
ALEX: jenna savana
ALEX: kelly
ALEX: and tina
[Notice this is only three. But, hey, who�s counting (or can)?]
ALEX: why
shesajarofcandy: ha ha ha
ALEX: i dont bang
ALEX: i watch
shesajarofcandy: oh, i see.
ALEX: i have to clean myself
ALEX: talk to u later
shesajarofcandy: cleanliness is godliness.
ALEX: bye
shesajarofcandy: um, ok, bye.
ALEX: :-)