my monster

2003-05-30|1:29 p.m.

afriendofmine: http://hodgson.diaryland.com/030530_24.html

shesajarofcandy: nice

afriendofmine: I got him good, baby

shesajarofcandy: good work

afriendofmine: the monsters won't get you as long as I am around to kick their nuts

shesajarofcandy: my monster has the IQ of 92, attacks the weakest and most vulnerable of the people including children, kills the innocent, and reaps all the benefits.

shesajarofcandy: my monster looks like this:

shesajarofcandy:

shesajarofcandy: someone really should kick him in the nuts

shesajarofcandy: he's very, very bad.

afriendofmine: dubya?

afriendofmine: come on now

shesajarofcandy: yep

afriendofmine: he can't be all bad

afriendofmine: look at him!

shesajarofcandy: ha ha

afriendofmine: he's just a goofy dude

shesajarofcandy: well, you wouldn't think it ... but he just passed legislation to make the poor poorer and the rich much richer

shesajarofcandy: like making it so that people below the poverty line (and just above it) can't claim their kids as tax exemptions�but the rich and mega rich still can.

shesajarofcandy: that's sorta not cool

afriendofmine: it had to be someone else

afriendofmine: look how friendly he looks

afriendofmine: i want to buy him a beer

shesajarofcandy: i want to buy him a lobotomy

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Here's a geek test. I scored a 31.55819%, making me a "Total Geek." Good thing it was biased towards computers, math, and sciences. And I don't even like most of that stuff.

Just a few of the things I should be ashamed of?:

I have been...

referred to as Velma.

in marching band

to a movie dressed up like one of the characters (opening of Episode 1 as Queen Amidala)

seen a Monty Python movie more than twice (as well as quoted them in conversations).

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What talent.

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